with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
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You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
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I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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