evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Congratulations! We have a period
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