Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
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