I wish i was in the wii world.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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