the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Randomize
