Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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