You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
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seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
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I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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