Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
She's like a pop up book from hell.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
how does that bad decision feel?
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