Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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