Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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