so explain again why im purple
no
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
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i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
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Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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