I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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