and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
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I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
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I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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