whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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