I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Randomize
