I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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