honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
You are the jesus of drinking
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Randomize
