I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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