DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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