Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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