dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
It was confusing and full of hummus
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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