Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
Randomize
