WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
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Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
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The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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