He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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