seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
When are your genitals available?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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