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My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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