Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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