I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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