You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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