I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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