There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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