i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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