sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Redeem this text for a blowjob
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
You're a waste of cheezeits
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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