does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
PANTIES FOUND
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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