Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
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Threesome in a minivan. New low
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
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Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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