dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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