I think I am morally bankrupt
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
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