The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
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My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
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Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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