My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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