More tranny stories later!
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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