The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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