Dual....:-)
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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