Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
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Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
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Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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