absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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