I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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