You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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