I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
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i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
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He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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