he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
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You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
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Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
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