Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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