The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
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Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
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Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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