I want to stick my p in your. b.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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