We won't sleep together?
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
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The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
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When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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