summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
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On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
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My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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