My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
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I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
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Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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