Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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