In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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