I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
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I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
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Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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